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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Our cover is francophile liberals

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Paper or plastic?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones