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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

He loves the water.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mobsters at the Beach

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Paper or plastic?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Our cover is francophile liberals

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones