Fashion-forward Mobster Fan Mugs

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Gangsta wrap.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Mafia's car

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

Disorganized Crime

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

"Don't send them fish. I want the hit to be a negative thing."

"You'll get your choc ice. The boys have gone to hold up the ice cream man."

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"