Fashion Forward Knight Pillows

'Look at this baby, just in from Italy. You'll have to fight off the chicks, Man.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Beware of Dawg.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Prosecco Drinker

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"How much more for pinstripes?"