Fashion Forward Knight Pillows

'Look at this baby, just in from Italy. You'll have to fight off the chicks, Man.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."