Fashion Competition Participation Pillows

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Bee costume

Kensington Fluffies

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The return of Miss Subways

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

Mr Muscles competition

sale

Cockroach Costume

Circus Pageant

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Fashion world.

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

Model's aspirations

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

4 Genres of Halloween Costume

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Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Good Luck

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

"Congratulations! Your essay on isolation and despair has won our desert-island-getaway competition."

Winners of the math contest for Dyscalculics