Fashion Competition Participation Pillows

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

Kensington Fluffies

Bee costume

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The return of Miss Subways

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

Mr Muscles competition

Cockroach Costume

Circus Pageant

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'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

Fashion world.

Model's aspirations

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Miss America IQ pageant.

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

The Devil.

These guys are going to have some kind of contest. (Musical note.) Let's see who sings the best. (Question mark.) No. Let's play "Jeopardy." All answers must be in the form of a question. (Exclamation point.) Whatever we do, I'll be the most enthusiastic!! (Ampersand.) Can we form partnerships? (Dollar sign.) Is there any prize money? (Percentage symbol.) What are the chances of winning? (Asterisk.) Winning's not that important. With me here, winning will be marked as not wholly

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

4 Genres of Halloween Costume

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Good Luck

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

"Congratulations! Your essay on isolation and despair has won our desert-island-getaway competition."