Participating In A Competition Pillows

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Bullseye!

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."