Fashion And Technology Critic Pillows

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Modern Life Blues

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Social media and censorship...

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043