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Woman on Subway's Thoughts

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"That shirt is so last year."

"AI chat bot"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Someday

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"