Fashion Advice Gifts

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'...and your dress is wrong for your colouring and too young for you!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Teenagers!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Tut and Carmen.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

The adoration of the gels.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Sir Winston Churchill

'Thank-you God.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.