Farming Games Gifts

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Apples for sale

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Pumpkin patch

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Steak Ted?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cow in love'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'