Farm Family Member T-Shirts

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I didn't spark joy."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Dancing Doctor

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Little help?"

Very Difficult Conversations

Thank you, Essential Workers

Babies vs. Dogs

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Scuba cow"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Swinging

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You left your demons here last week."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey