Farm Family Member Pillows

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I didn't spark joy."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Dancing Doctor

Very Difficult Conversations

"Little help?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Cardiac Recovery.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Babies vs. Dogs

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Swinging

"Scuba cow"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"You left your demons here last week."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.