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'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

baby sweetcorn...

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Scuba cow"

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Dedication to excellence....

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"Static cling."

You complete me!

COWS: Cow Pong

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'Where's my glove?'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.