Farm Folks T-Shirts

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

baby sweetcorn...

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

COWS: Cow Pong

You complete me!

No, I don

'Bless You.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Twitter that!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cow duel.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."