Farm Fabulous Gifts

'Not the funky chicken?'

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

A Palindrome Cow.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

Some genetically engineered pig

Domestic Animals.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Excellent napkin.'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

Cow Sonar