Farm Fabulous Gifts

'Not the funky chicken?'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

A Palindrome Cow.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Some genetically engineered pig

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Domestic Animals.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Excellent napkin.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

'English is their second language.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Cow Sonar

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'