Fare Collection Gifts

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

The Euro.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Utility Chic.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Euro around the world.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Ruble in Trouble

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"You have ice water in your veins."

Need tickets.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"Uh, oh! Inflation!"

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Solar Storm Expected!

Missing Sock

My first Boyfriend.

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Balancing Act.