Fare Collection Pillows

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Utility Chic.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

The Euro.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Euro around the world.

"You have ice water in your veins."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Ruble in Trouble

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

Need tickets.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"Uh, oh! Inflation!"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Missing Sock

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

My first Boyfriend.

Balancing Act.

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.