Collecting Traffic Fines Pillows

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Please Drove Carefully.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

The Euro.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Euro around the world.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Shoulder work ahead"

Cat on Board.

Baby in Trunk.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

"Uh, oh! Inflation!"

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Falling Rock Zone

Traffic Sign

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"So tell me what's your sign?"

Watch for Men Being Supid

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Balancing Act.