Speeding Ticket Collector Pillows

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'No, for misleading the public.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Baby in Trunk.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Need tickets.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Traffic Sign

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

'Damn, so close!'

Why?

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"