Collecting Traffic Fines Mugs

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Please Drove Carefully.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

The Euro.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Euro around the world.

Cat on Board.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Baby in Trunk.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Uh, oh! Inflation!"

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Falling Rock Zone

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Traffic Sign

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

Watch for Men Being Supid

Balancing Act.

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"So tell me what's your sign?"