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"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

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'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

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'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

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"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

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'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'It's a slow trap.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.