Fantasy Sports Manager Gifts

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

A prehistoric football match.

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

IOC and human rights.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Professional football.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Deregulated Baseball

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'