Fantasy Sports Manager Mugs

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

A prehistoric football match.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

IOC and human rights.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Deregulated Baseball

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Professional football.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'