Fantasy League Manager Mugs

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Kenny Dalglish

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Carlo Ancelotti

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Jose Mourinho

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Goal!

Glenn Hoddle

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Alex Ferguson

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager. . ."

Napoleon Wenger

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

Arsene Wenger

Martin O'Neill

A Few Slightly Irreverent Epitaphs.