Fantasy Football Manager Mugs

'I.T tells me you've been playing fantasy football on your company computer. I'm afraid we have to let you go.' 'Just for that?' 'That, and stealing my best quarterback.'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Kenny Dalglish

Centaur Forward

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Jose Mourinho

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Glenn Hoddle

Goal!

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

Alex Ferguson

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager. . ."

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

Napoleon Wenger