Fantasy Football Mugs

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

'I.T tells me you've been playing fantasy football on your company computer. I'm afraid we have to let you go.' 'Just for that?' 'That, and stealing my best quarterback.'

'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'

'The worst part is he was on my fantasy management team.'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

Fantasy Football League.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Fantasy football - all players paid minimum wage, have fat ugly wags and drive old bangers.

'I'm a football widow year round now with all the Fantasy Football leagues.'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Centaur Forward

A prehistoric football match.

Deregulated Baseball

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

Football Fish

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Midnight in Minnesota

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

Dragon brought on as substitute