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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

A Fairytale Update

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

J. R. R. Tolkien

ET Mishap

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Grimm's Reality Tales.