Fantasy Gamers Pillows

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Evolution.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Knight feeding his kids.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

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