Fantasy Gamers Pillows

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Evolution.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

Lady of the bath...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Knight feeding his kids.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."