Fantasy Football League Wrap-up Gifts

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Centaur Forward

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Elephant falls in love with Alpine horn.

Midnight in Minnesota

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

'If there was a marriage fantasy league, would you be upset if I didn't draft you with my first pick?'

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'