Fantasy Football League Wrap-up Gifts

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Centaur Forward

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

We've had two weeks between the conference finals and the big game. With time for injuries to heal, we're physically ready for a peak performance. We watched hour after hour of video. Then spent long days on the practice field so we'll function as a team and not a collection of individuals. And once we finally finish preparing for the touchdown celebrations, we might have an or two to practice football.

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Midnight in Minnesota

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

Elephant falls in love with Alpine horn.

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

Nigel Adkins

Messi's secret.

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Fantasy Football League.

'If there was a marriage fantasy league, would you be upset if I didn't draft you with my first pick?'

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'