Fantasies Gifts

"Wake up, Harold—you're dreaming again."

'I didn't mind the gorilla costume, but this fantasies are getting out of hand now.'

"Henry, have you got those Virtual Reality Goggles on again?"

'I know I'm still wearing my specs. I had a marvellous dream last night but couldn't see who the lady was.'

'Of course I don't mind you going out to fulfil a boyhood dream, Joe. Just as long as it doesn't involve Dolly Parton.'

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Alien David statue

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You left this on our ship."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The tooth fairy.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'