Fantasies Mugs

"Wake up, Harold—you're dreaming again."

'I didn't mind the gorilla costume, but this fantasies are getting out of hand now.'

"Henry, have you got those Virtual Reality Goggles on again?"

'I know I'm still wearing my specs. I had a marvellous dream last night but couldn't see who the lady was.'

'Of course I don't mind you going out to fulfil a boyhood dream, Joe. Just as long as it doesn't involve Dolly Parton.'

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

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The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."