Exploring Fantasies Gifts

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Here be dragons.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Desert Island BBQ

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Where the wild things were."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror