Exploring Fantasies Gifts

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Here be dragons.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

ET Mishap

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"What the hell took so long?"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Where the wild things were."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."