Fans Of Subtle Humor Gifts

"Now that we've talked about it, what are we going to do about it?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Hon, I'm home!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

Advent Calender.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Virtual interview.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Mime Prison

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Yeti/Not Yeti

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

G. BarnDollar: Bought at 7,600. . . Sold at 16,500.

"You're overqualified, and we under pay. It evens out. Welcome abroad, Barnes."