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"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

2pm meet your Creator

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Self raising Lazarus.

God changes His will.

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Holy water cooler moments

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

The Second-to-last Supper.

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

Moses as a kid.

God has an attack of vertigo

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

Regendering Christmas

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

'Not bad - a bit preachy.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."