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"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

2pm meet your Creator

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Self raising Lazarus.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

God changes His will.

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

Monk confessing to a devil.

Holy water cooler moments

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

The Second-to-last Supper.

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

God has an attack of vertigo

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

Regendering Christmas

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Not bad - a bit preachy.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."