Fans Of Clever Inscriptions Mugs

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Sign saying 'See Other Side'.

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'

The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.

Wet Paint

'I think he was born to be a doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes!'

'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

'He'll never hurt anyone again."

Exit 137.

Detour 50c.

A leap of lovers