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Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

No Junk Mail

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Sign saying 'See Other Side'.

This is your park at your own risk.

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'

The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.

Wet Paint

'I think he was born to be a doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes!'

'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

"He always said he wanted his last words to be as pithy as possible."

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

'He'll never hurt anyone again."

Exit 137.

Detour 50c.

A leap of lovers