Fanhood Pillows

Women's World Cup Final

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Church for sports worshipers.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Currently Boston

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Football supporters.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

A Friend in Need.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."