Fang Fashionista Pillows

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Emergency Hipster Beard

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Skinhead guppy.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Best in Heat.

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

Steampunk

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Fairy Queen

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

'You really should Floss.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Greece

Prints in a Gallery.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Football haircuts.