Fang Fashionista Mugs

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Emergency Hipster Beard

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Sign Reform

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Skinhead guppy.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

Best in Heat.

George Best

Fairy Queen

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Steampunk

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

'You really should Floss.'

Greece

Prints in a Gallery.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"She's a lover, not a fighter."