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Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Church for sports worshipers.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You call this a constitution?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

YOLO vs YODO

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"