Fancy Sip Lovers Gifts

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

A very fine vintage

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'