Fan Of The Beautiful Game Gifts

Mohamed Salah

Soccer and pandemic

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Fairy tale

"Your shout!"

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Whack A Soul.

Big Football

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Captive Audience.

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Ping Pong Handshake.

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

How could I forget the day we met...

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'I'll grant you all men are reptiles, but not all reptiles are men.'

Table Tennis

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Love Birds love watching football together