Fan Of Fishing Cartoons Gifts

'Oh,no, not another crankbait.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Fishing Holes

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Occupied!"

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do you have a reservation?'

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Say on the papers!'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"No, no... your driver license."

Putting on ice

'Well, I don't suppose it'll be the last project to go completely wrong!'

"Just for fun try and make a pass at me!"

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

"Scrunchy."

"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Delights of sea angling!

Commercial Fisheries News

"It sounds like Jonah went fishing, and the story got better every time he told it."

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'