Fan Of Clever Wordplay Gifts

'You looking at my bird?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Punt Cake

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Nuts to you, too."

"Privates Beach"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

AA Meeting Here Today

The americanisation of vulture.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"You have word-ill."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Punkins

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Children should be seen and not a herd.

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."