Family Tv Night Pillows

Mash. "And now back to the M.A.S.H. Marathon." No, I don't think Colonel Potter is related to Harry Potter.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Haircuts

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Bloody hell!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Office pics on dinner table.

Home Sweet Home

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."