Family Night Champion Pillows

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"And what's the story behind the story?"

A family choir

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

Puzzle Family

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Home theatre.

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'