Family Transformation Enthusiast Gifts

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

It's a Boy

"I'm so good at this!"

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'They're a very successful family.'

Like father like son.

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I read the audio book."

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."