Family Tea Member Pillows

Shall I be mother?

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

O Christmas Tea

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

First aid departments

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."