Family Reunion Avoider Gifts

Armstrong, you have visitors. Is it the IRS? Tell them I've died. It's your aunty and grandma. Uh oh. My investors. Must think. Mustn't panic. Panic? Rudy, hide the company ledger and take me to the airport. You've cheated your kin. How's Laos this time of year?

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

True confessions.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Polygamists' Picnic

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I need to know who started it."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Family with pets.

Home Sweet Home

"I think we may be related!"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."