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'Ted thinks he looks like his side of the family, but I don't see it.'

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'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

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"We've found your birth mother."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Mom?!"

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'He has his father's nose!'

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

"OMG! I'm turning into my mother."

'Kenny,your mother and I have decided it's time you knew the truth - you're adopted.'

'Boy, your mother has a temper!'

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"He looks just like his father doesn't he. Poor thing."

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'