Family Resemblance Analyzer T-Shirts

"My social media photo looks like my MOTHER!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"You remind me of someone."

"Mom?!"

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'He has his father's nose!'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

"OMG! I'm turning into my mother."

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

People often commented on the fact that Jack resembled his father as he was growing up.

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

"He looks just like his father doesn't he. Poor thing."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'